Real Programmer n. [indirectly, from the book Real Men Don't Eat Quiche] A particular sub-variety of hacker, having an over-inflated opinion of their own skills. Also see the Dunning-Kruger effect from psychology. Real Programmer etiquette requires constantly demanding that "Real Programmers do X", where X is something like coding directly in binary or being able to understand ridiculous regexes. A modern incarnation of the Real Programmer phenomena is the so-called "brogrammer", who tries to mask a deficit in skills with absurd levels of machismo and obsessions with personal status or irrelevant qualifications. An article called "Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal" by Ed Post appeared in a 1982 edition of Datamation. It parodied the style of the "Real Men" book with an outrageous and highly misogynistic description of Fortran programmers forgetting their wives names and refusing to wear high heels.